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Just got back from sword fighting. It was pretty fun. We had an audience, and people rooting for us and bidding on us. I, of course, WON. D'UH. I ALWAYS WIN. I'M JUST SO HOT LIKE THAT. Actually, I got my ass kicked pretty hard. We weren't really keeping score. But the fun thing about sword fighting is hitting each other, not keeping score. But that's just my opinion. The cat is giving me a "What the fuck?" look. Why does everyone give me that look? (She asks, innocently, as if she didn't know. :oops: ) When people see me walking down the street, they see blue hair. "What the fuck?" When people see me riding my bike, they see a br

Yep, it's me. I'm alive. Well, I don't really have much to say, but I just wanted everyone to know that I'm still around. I was just reminded recently about something little Rem did. He came to me, frightened one day, in his childhood, with his hands on his crotch as if he had to pee. I asked him what was wrong and he said, "Oh my god, did you know that guys' balls drop some day?! I don't want to lose mine!" Good times.

Okay, so I was thinking about this a couple days ago. You know Macaulay Culkin? Well, I was just thinking, a LOT of people think he's really attractive, but unfortunately, his reputation was retarded a long time ago, way before he probably even remembers. Just take a look at these next few pictures, and you'll understand completely what I'm talking about. So you'll see Macaulay Culkin walking down the street one day and you'll see: http://anp.thing.net/artists/images/phibbs_richard-04.jpg But you'll really be thinking: http://www.ivygateblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/home-alone.jpg I mean how could you NOT see that every time you s